Champion Brock Lesnar Vs. Challenger Daniel Bryan

Hulk Hogan & John Cena Vs. Roddy Piper & Randy Orton

Undertaker Vs. Sting

Batista Vs. Bray Wyatt (or Sheamus)

Cody Rhodes Vs. Goldust

Usos (challenger) Vs. Harper & Rowan (champions)

Big E. Langston Vs. Wade Barrett to unify the Intercontinental and U.S. championships

The Shield Vs. … well, someone… but it doesn’t matter because that leads to the Shield breaking up.

CM Punk Vs. Triple H

I received this fantasy booking from Denny via text message. Aside from a Lesnar/Bryan, Cody/Goldust and Punk/Triple H match, I disagree with the rest of the card. I’d be ok with Sting/Taker, but it wouldn’t be my first choice.

Which would you want to see…?

After Battleground, WWE’s newest pay-per-view, went off the air last night, outrage appeared to be the general consensus of emotion across the unwashed mass community of wrestling fans due to the finish, or lack thereof, to the show’s main event. For those who are still unaware, or have already blocked it from their memory, the last match pitted Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton against each other for the vacant WWE Championship. We figured we would get some kind of screwy finish (not that I was the only one thinking this, but I wrote so in my predictions piece last week), but regardless, we were to assume that there would be a winner. We didn’t count on them having the Big Show interfere, knock everyone out, and basically close the night with no ending to the match. What the hell? No, seriously, what the hell?!

First, let me get the rant portion of this column out of the way. For something as major as the finish to a pay-per-view, this obviously had to be a Vince McMahon decision to end it this way. Listen, I love Vince, and respect him for everything he’s done. But that man has to have some set of stones if he thinks in any way possible that this is an acceptable way to end a show that people are paying a lot of money for. I wouldn’t want it, but I’d at least understand if they used the ending to a Raw, which is a free show, like this. But to end a pay-per-view? UNACCEPTABLE…all caps.

Now that that’s done, let me pose a question. Was this WWE’s most meaningless PPV ever in terms of character development and story progression? I generally hate to speak in hyperbole, and I’m sure there was plenty in the mid-late 2000’s, but I can’t think of one off the top of my head. Let’s run this night down for a moment.

One of the main reasons why this event was pointless was because half…seriously, half, of the show was thrown together as last minute filler. The pre-show featured Dolph Ziggler facing Damien Sandow for no apparent reason, announced one week prior. Curtis Axel against R-Truth was added after Raw just for the sake of giving Axel someone to beat, like it matters. We got Kofi Kingston versus Bray Wyatt, again out of left field, announced as late as Smackdown. And then as if there wasn’t enough matches with no story, feud, or build to it, the Real Americans vs. Santino Marella and the Great Khali was announced like the day before the event. This show had so much filler that the Great f’ing Khali had a match. Again, there was no rhyme or reason for any of these matches happening whatsoever and none of them progressed any stories or enhanced character development for any of the talent involved. Just a complete waste of time.

Then we have two matches where, although they were actually announced ahead of time, had no real build-up to make us care either. I have no issue with AJ Lee versus Brie Bella happening at all, but the result was as simple as the champ going over with nothing to help Brie along the way. It’s not that this should never happen, but compounded with the rest of the card, it would have been nice for something to come out of this match.

Let’s talk about Rob Van Dam against Alberto Del Rio. I do appreciate them making this a hardcore match so ADR wouldn’t put me to sleep, but again, the champ goes over and we move along. Was their line of thinking that having Del Rio defeat Van Dam in a hardcore contest would somehow make us believe in him more as World Heavyweight Champion? Because I think that ship has long sailed. RVD is no better after this match (which I suppose is fine since he is leaving again for the time being), but more importantly, I don’t feel like Del Rio is any stronger for it.

As for the matches that actually were built in the weeks leading up to Battleground, there was only one glimmer of light, which was Cody Rhodes and Goldust facing off against Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns of the Shield. Great feel, great match, great story told, great finish, and great progression. This was the equivalent of getting spanked like 7-1, but having one highlight reel, moonshot home run.

As big of a CM Punk fan as I am, I was a surprised by him going over in this match. Not for him getting the win, but the fashion in which he did so. As in, he pinned Ryback, the heels walked away, and we’ll see you tomorrow night. What? This outcome would have made complete sense if Punk would have absolutely decimated Ryback in the process or afterward, essentially leaving no one left standing between him and Paul Heyman, with this month being the final chapter of this feud until he “gets his hands on him”. Not that I’m crazy about this whole storyline, but I’ll give Punk and Heyman the benefit of the doubt that there is more moving forward. As far as the PPV is concerned, however, the guys showed up, Punk won, everyone left, and these characters are in no different standing than they were heading into the night. I’m perplexed.

Finally, we come to the main event. So Triple H stripped Daniel Bryan the Raw after Night of Champions last month because he was “caught” in cahoots with referee Scott Armstrong for cheating in the match. The title was held in a state of abeyance and Armstrong was 86ed. A rematch was set for Battleground to crown a new champion. Everyone (okay, not everyone…some of us streamed) plunked down a lot of money to see this…and as I said earlier, they had the Big Show come out and take a dump all over it and each and every one of us. He reluctantly knocked out Bryan, Armstrong ran down out of nowhere, unfired, to count the three, and got knocked out for his efforts, Orton got in Show’s face and then he got KO’ed. The night ends with everyone downed and no new champ. I suppose those of us who flew to London to watch, as M2J would say, got what we paid for.

We can go on and on about how frustrating this is from an “I just watched this entire show for that??” standpoint. But from a storyline standpoint that they just forced me to invest a month into? This is where Battleground reaches its apex in pointlessness. So since the night after the last pay-per-view, there has been no WWE champion. We build up to a show that will crown a new champ. And now heading into Raw tonight, there is still no champion. I don’t know what they have in store in a few hours from now. If they are smart and don’t want to continue to eat a crap sandwich from fans, they’ll give us a new champ on free television. But at the time being, the past month of WWE programming, which was very heavily geared toward this match, was a complete and utter waste of time. I suppose it can be said that the Big Show angle progressed, kind of, sort of. But Bryan and Orton are in the same exact boat they were in leading up to Battleground. Why even have that show?

Seriously, aside from the Rhodes’, is any one superstar or diva, storyline or angle, in any different shape after Battleground than before? I certainly don’t think so. The whole point of these things from a storyline standpoint is to answer all of our current questions with more questions for the future. The only question I have coming out of Battleground is why the hell I wasted three hours watching that.

This Sunday, WWE brings to us a new pay-per-view titled “Battleground”, featuring Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton squaring off in the main event for the WWE Championship. M2J, Denny Lugz, and I gave our predictions and provided some quick analysis about these matches on this week’s episode of Doing the Job. Allow me to further break down the card.

Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow (Pre-Show)
Alright, so this match came out of absolutely nowhere. To my knowledge, these two have had no recent interaction with each other and this is clearly a move by creative to pit two guys that they would like to get on the show but just have nothing for at the moment. Which is a shame, since Ziggler is only a few months removed from being World Heavyweight Champion and has been in and out of this whole angle with the Corpolution, and also because, oh by the way, Damien Sandow is the current holder of the Money in the Bank contract.

Both of these guys can really use a victory, especially Sandow, who has seemingly lost to everyone under the sun since winning that briefcase. But with that briefcase comes a ticket into the title picture that they’re eventually going to use; who knows what’s on the horizon for Ziggler. I think he needs this win more.

Picks:
Sean: Dolph Ziggler
M2J: Dolph Ziggler
Denny: Dolph Ziggler

Curtis Axel (c) vs. R-Truth (Intercontinental Title Match)
Speaking of matches that were just thrown onto the card. So basically R-Truth got that win on Raw when CM Punk’s music played and he gets a title shot. Okay. They’ve done nothing whatsoever with Axel as champion and plummeted the IC title’s stock once again, but as long as he’s aligned with Paul Heyman, mini-Perfect isn’t losing the belt in a match like this.

Picks:
Sean: Curtis Axel
(Editor’s Note: This match was made a day after we recorded our show with M2J and Denny’s predictions.)

Bray Wyatt vs. Kofi Kingston

And in another match that was added at the last moment, this one as late as Smackdown two days before the show, we get this. It’s so pointless that I’m not even giving analysis.

Picks:
Sean: Bray Wyatt
(Editor’s Note: Again, this match was added well after the podcast, so no predictions from our two hosts.)

AJ Lee (c) vs. Brie Bella (Divas Title Match)
Oddly enough, Nikki getting injured is the best thing that could have happened for Brie, now that she is getting all of this solo attention, which, despite her relationship with Daniel Bryan coming to the forefront, probably doesn’t happen otherwise. Still, if you think that is going to be enough to push her into becoming champion, I’d think twice. AJ has been great in her role lately, and more importantly, they just put Tamina with her as an enforcer, which all but assures a win for the champ.

Picks:
Sean: AJ Lee
M2J: AJ Lee
Denny: AJ Lee

Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Rob Van Dam (World Heavyweight Championship Match – Hardcore Rules)
Praise the lord that they decided to make this a hardcore match, otherwise not even RVD could prevent Del Rio’s formulaic heel wrestling from lulling me to sleep. I’m really hoping Van Dam can turn back the clock a bit with some innovative offense, and I’m looking forward to the prospect of seeing a Van Daminator.

If you’ve been listening to the show, you know much I can’t stand Del Rio, but I’d be stunned if he didn’t go over here. Also, Ricardo Rodriguez has been a non-factor for a little while now; perhaps he is a main part of the outcome? Finally, I proposed a Buy or Sell to Denny and M2J on the podcast if this could be RVD’s last one on one main event level title match at a pay-per-view. They both sold it, but I’m not so sure, so I’m not taking it for granted.

Picks:
Sean: Alberto Del Rio
M2J: Alberto Del Rio
Denny: Alberto Del Rio

Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes and Goldust (If the Rhodes’ win, they get their jobs back)
Also at stake is Dusty Rhodes’ job down in Florida. I’m looking forward to this match between four guys that can really go in the ring and a finish with multiple possibilities. At the very least, Cody will be back full time, if not already, plus The Shield’s tag team titles are not on the line, which may be another indicator of the outcome here. I’m certainly raising an eyebrow at the fact that this McMahon/Rhodes storyline doesn’t seem as cut and dry as them simply winning and getting their jobs back, but I think that’s what happens here. I’m excited to sit back and not think too hard about this one. This is also my dark horse pick for match of the night because, besides the match quality, I feel that the crowd will be super-hot behind the Rhodes’.

(Side note: In a PPV with last minute and throwaway matches added to the card last minute, how does Dean Ambrose not have a match at Battleground??)

Picks:
Sean: Cody Rhodes and Goldust
M2J: The Shield
Denny: Cody Rhodes and Goldust

CM Punk vs. Ryback
I feel like I saw all I needed to see out of these two last year, but hopefully they will prove me wrong now that Ryback has a little more experience under his belt. I suppose the argument for Punk winning is that he’s done the job in this Heyman storyline for three months now (if you include the Money in the Bank match where Paul E. turned on him), but this doesn’t seem likely to be the end of the feud. Additionally, Ryback can really use a high profile victory and after recently being injected in the angle and becoming a “Paul Heyman guy”, it this Sunday seems like a likely time for that to happen. Unfortunately for Punk, he really starts to lose credibility if he continues to promise us to end all this, while continually doing the job. As much as we love Punk and Heyman, I think we’re all ready for this to be over and something new to spark up with the Corpolution.

Picks:
Sean: Ryback
M2J: Ryback
Denny: Ryback

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton (WWE Championship Match)

Aside from the tag team match, this is probably the only other one that has a chance of being match of the night, and their showdown last month was not quite as good as we had hoped, so perhaps they’ll have something better in store this time around. Denny made the point on the show, but with D-Bry going over twice the last couple of pay-per-views and ultimately not coming away with the title, it’s unlikely it will happen again this month. Additionally, now that they’ve vamped up Orton’s heelishness since Night of Champions, he seems poised for a title run under the McMahon-Helmsley era 2.0.

After the ending of this past Raw, I’d suspect Brie Bella comes out at some point and her presence accidentally distracts Bryan, costing him the victory. At the least, expect some sort of screwy finish here helping Orton regain the title.

Picks:
Sean: Randy Orton
M2J: Randy Orton
Denny: Randy Orton

Conclusion
After a really nice run of very good pay-per-views from WWE, it seems as if we are in a three-show stretch of lackluster events starting with Night of Champions and capping with Hell in a Cell, with this Sunday’s Battleground sandwiched in between. Aside from Punk/Heyman, WWE focused so much attention recently on the main event storyline and the trio of angles under its umbrella that they really didn’t flesh out any other feuds, which resulted in this barrage of meaningless matches that make up a good portion of the night. With generally no outcomes we care about aside from the main three spots, matches with a low potential for quality wrestling, and overall a very predictable show (seriously, there was only one match where the three of us differed in opinion), I have to admit, I really don’t have high hopes for Battleground.

If you listened to last week’s Doing the Job podcast, you’ll know that I conducted a fantasy sports style draft between M2J and Denny Lugz, pitting them as general managers and devising up two rosters as if we were putting a brand split back into place. (And if you didn’t, how about putting this article on pause and checking out the pod diddly now.) Aside from the fact that I thought it would be a change of pace segment and intriguing to see how their rosters would be constructed, I also felt it would give us a good gage on how high or low they currently felt about certain members on the WWE roster. Like any fantasy draft, some picks were pretty obvious (Daniel Bryan and CM Punk as the two first rounders), while others were a bit perplexing (Heath Slater in the sixth round?!). With that being said, let’s try to break down and analyze this draft.

Round One
M2J: Daniel Bryan; Denny Lugz: CM Punk
M2J sneeeaaaked his way into picking first with the old “heads I win, tails you lose routine” which Denny dismissed thinking this was to determine which show they’d be drafting for and not the actual draft order. In any event, as stated above, pretty obvious drafting here. For the record, I would have taken Punk first, but I’m splitting hairs there. Can’t go wrong with either of these two as the foundations of your roster.

Round Two/Three
M2J: Dolph Ziggler; Denny Lugz: Seth Rollins
M2J: Antonio Cesaro; Denny Lugz: Dean Ambrose
No complaints at all with Ziggler going third overall, but afterwards is where something “funny the business”, as Denny would say, goes down. I love Rollins, Cesaro, and Ambrose. Hell, they’re three of the main guys I look forward to seeing the most each week, no questions asked. But let’s face it, I think our hosts are marking a bit for the indy guys here. While I’ll admit, I feel Ambrose is a lock to be a future top heel in the company and therefor deserving of a high pick, I can’t quite say the same about the other two in the WWE climate. And that hurts me, but it should be at least a couple rounds before we see Cesaro and Rollins go off the board, because we’re not building an indy brand, we’re drafting for Raw and Smackdown.
(Editor’s note: If you stayed on and listened to the afterburn, you would have heard Denny trying desperately to nab Cesaro in a trade with all sorts of offers. Matt wasn’t biting.)

Round Four
M2J: John Cena; Denny Lugz: Cody Rhodes
So Cena finally comes off the board in round four. Despite where they’re drafted, M2J’s roster is shaping up with some serious star power early on here. For Denny, you can’t argue taking Cody considering the blueprint to how he is molding his roster, with Punk as anchor to some serious young studs.

Round Five
M2J: Prime Time Players; Denny Lugz: The Wyatt Family
M2J’s main focus was on Titus O’Neil, who he is very high on and sees as a future main eventer. Lugz answers back with a team of his own, taking the Wyatts. I think it’s too early to be taking any of these guys here, but one of the things about this is perception and if Titus is your guy, then make sure you get him. As for the Wyatts, I’m sorry, I’m just not a believer. Maybe they’ll prove me wrong, and it’s no disrespect to the guys themselves, but these characters are better suited for a B horror flick than WWE programming. I’m not buying in. This is my bust of the draft so far. Until…

Round Six/Seven
M2J: Heath Slater; Denny Lugz: Rob Van Dam
M2J: Roman Reigns; Damien Sandow
Yeah. In all honesty, I’ve always really liked Slater and never felt he’s had a fair shake. And yes, maybe M2J’s vision is to make him a much bigger star and, if you’ve been listening to the podcast, have him square off against Ziggler in a bump-fest. But this is way too early for him to be taken. In football, I really liked T.Y. Hilton this year, but I wasn’t reaching for him in round four when I knew he’d be around much later. Same logic applies here. However, I do have to applaud the Reigns pick. Even as recently as a couple of months ago, I would have felt this was a slight reach or fair value, but I really think he’s destined for big things in his WWE career. He just has the makings.

I really liked what Denny did here, too. Van Dam might be older, but let’s face it, he’s ageless and can have great matches with the current roster that has been drafted to this show. Sandow is another good pick in the roster composition of promising futures.

Round Eight
M2J: Randy Orton; Denny Lugz: Sheamus
I haven’t been an Orton fan in probably like six years but this was way too low for him to fall. The man was WWE champion a few weeks ago! Good job by Matt to add to his roster’s star power after taking some youth the previous few rounds. Regarding Sheamus, I’ve never been on the bandwagon. Nothing against him; he works hard and gives it his all every night, he’s just not for me. And even though he’s injured, the man’s not dead, so despite the fact that I probably wouldn’t have taken him, this was too far for him to fall as well. Good pick.

Round Nine/Ten/Eleven
M2J: Kofi Kingston; Denny Lugz: Fandango
M2J: Zack Ryder; Denny Lugz: Kane
M2J: Ryback; Denny Lugz: Mark Henry
I’m hopeful that Matt finds a way to do something interesting with Kofi and Ryder as they both deserve far better than what they’ve got so far in WWE. And if I’m Denny, I’m making Fandango drop the gimmick and repackaging the talent (again), as the dance routine has reached its peak. Kane just came off some of the finest work of his career, and although this isn’t a bad pick for the tenth round, I just don’t know what you do with him at this point. As for Ryback and Henry…meh.

Round 12/13
M2J: The Miz; Denny Lugz: Alberto Del Rio
M2J: Wade Barrett; Denny Lugz: R-Truth
If anything…anything…interesting can be done with these two guys in the twelfth round, all the credit in the world. I think Miz is salvageable. Del Rio, I’m not touching with a ten foot pole no matter what round he falls to; just stay as far away from my roster as possible please.

On the other hand, I definitely think Barrett can be used better and in the thirteenth round, this is a steal. If some life can be injected into R-Truth, this is good value as well.

Round 14/15/16
M2J: Tons of Funk; Denny Lugz: Christian
M2J: Evan Bourn; Denny Lugz: The Usos
M2J: Yoshi Tatsu; Denny Lugz: The Bella Twins
Around round eight or nine I was expecting Christian’s name to be called, which even then I felt was a little late for him to be available. I couldn’t believe it as names came off the board ahead of his until finally he was taken in the 14^th. What the hell?! Speaking of dropping way too far; considering how high the Usos’ stock is right now, it was rather stunning to me to see them go almost undrafted. Total complete steal here for Denny. Sure, M2J’s intent was to mainly grab Titus, but would you rather have the PTPs’s in the fifth or the Usos in the 14^th? And by the time his last selection before the Divas rounds got started, Denny felt that the pickins were so slim amongst the males that he would start drafting women, so naturally he went with…the Bellas?? Alright, so his reasoning was that women are just for looks and don’t wrestle on his show. Fair enough. But after Denny went on an Undertaker-esque streak of like 20+ shows in a row earlier this year about AJ’s midriff (mmm, midriff), how was she not the first Diva off the board? This one shocked me.

Divas Rounds
M2J: AJ Lee; Denny Lugz: Jack Swagger
M2J: Funkadactyls; Denny Lugz: Natalya
M2J: Kaitlyn; Denny Lugz: Summer Rae
M2J: Layla; Denny Lugz: Eva Marie
For the record, since the Bellas were technically taken in the male portion of the draft, Swagger gets grouped into this round. Rightfully so, AJ goes first here. I was vocal about the fact that I would have taken Naomi by herself and not had Cameron anywhere near my roster, but that’s just me. I feel like Matt has built a really nice mini womens division here, and regardless of what Denny was going for, slaughtered him in this portion of the draft. His show will be a better one for it.

Final Verdict
Let’s start with Denny’s roster. I don’t think too many casual fans are watching this show. Which is fine; the point of this wasn’t to draw the highest ratings. There are certainly some future stars, just not many right now. The wrestling on this show looks good, however, and I’d be super intrigued to see a Punk/Ambrose main event feud and perhaps a series of RVD/Rollins matches. For me personally, though, I find some bathroom breaks between Del Rio, Swagger, Kane, and Mark Henry when their matches come on.

On the other side of the coin, the more I look over M2J’s roster, the more I really like it. There are a lot of great combinations you can get from this group of guys in the main event and in the midcard. M2J has talked about turning Kofi heel, and I’d be all in on a heel Kofi vs. face Ziggler feud. Plus, if Ryback gets made a star like WWE hopes and he gets anything out of The Miz and Barrett, that’s just house money at that point. Really nice job here overall.

Also, Denny and M2J were debating after the show: which is the better CM Punk shirt? The “Best Since Day One” or “Crimson X” ?